To Our Savior

 Our savior was born November 17, 1944, in new jersey. Oh how I long to travel to the place our savior was born. 

Religions around the world make "the trek" to there saviors place of origin. This is a call to all of his devoted supporters, after all, I believe paying tribute to our savior Danny DeVito is the key to a wholesome life. 

The beginning of my faith takes me back to freshman year of kindergarten. I was struggling with using a zipper, and lacing up my shoes, and was very depressed because I understood Ulithian geometry, but not how to put my cloths on. 

    One evening while watching bob ross, the supreme Danny found his way across my television screen, and from that point on, I decided that our savior Danny DeVito did not need me to tie my shoes or zip my coat to serve him. 

At age 13, i learned how to make an alter for the sexy DeVito. Its easy and all you need is a life sized statue of him, six coat hangers, two spools of fishing line, and a deep love for our savior.

your alter should look like this: 

Reasons to devote your first born child to him: 

He is SEXY 

he is the PEAK MALE IMMAGE 

He founded the Order of the Phenix 

He is a HUMAN BEING AND GOD 

Hes from New Jersey 

He Crushed "The Rock" in an MMA fight 

He founded the Samurai

and so so much more 

If you want to donate to our cause, dontat to:

https/DannyDiVito.ory/give.today